Maybe they will help you attract a player who turns out to be a key player.
Ayoze Perez netted twice and Dwight Gayle also found the net at St James's Park, where fans chanted "Rafa Benitez, we want you to stay".
Here are four talking points as the curtain came down on the campaign in stunning fashion.
It's been widely touted that Antonio Conte would be given the boot after what has been a below-par season. Cesc Fabregas, Willian and Marcos Alonso were just three of the first team regulars made to watch on from the substitutes' bench, but personnel weren't the issue.
With the game over as a contest, neither side were prepared to put too much effort into the closing stages and the game naturally petered out, with Newcastle ending the season on a high and Chelsea left needing to regroup ahead of next week's FA Cup final with Manchester United.
Jonjo Shelvey (9/10): At the end of the day, it was Jonjo Shelvey who proved to be the main difference between the two sides. I'm very happy for this season. Former Blues manager Jose Mourinho would have been watching with a wry smile adorning his face.
However, Chelsea appear to place the premium on Eden Hazard's future. However, he was later replaced by Joselu at the start of the second half, due to an injury.
That condemns them to a place in the less prestigious Europa League next season.
With this progress in mind, what is Newcastle's ceiling for next season?
Chelsea's transfer strategy last summer was heavily criticised with Conte himself believed to be unhappy and many feel it could be even more troublesome to attract players without Champions League football this time around.
The Magpies must use their end of season run to push on for more next season.
Mohamed Diame sent two long-range efforts wide of the target, while N'Golo Kante almost put through his own net after diverting a cross towards his own goal, but Newcastle's deserved opener finally arrived midway through the half. Kenedy will be the only player to miss out as he is ineligible to play against his parent club, Chelsea.
"Other people can judge our season and the problems [relating] to finish [ing] outside the top four". For this season, for sure.
'We have worked hard for two years to try to build something. Conte's troubles are a big flashing distress signal.
"Will Saturday be my last match?" Their issues go beyond the manager.
For all the sleepless nights I've given her I promise to give her a life that would enable her to sleep peacefully every night. She acknowledges that although healing is the goal, some people have been hurt to the point of developing mental illness.
Rozier has shown flashes of being one of the team's primary scoring options, but has proven he is not the same player on the road. For their part, the Celtics know what they're up against as they try to prevent James from reaching his eighth-straight Finals.
Leader of the opposition, Sherry Rehman on Sunday slammed Nawaz Sharif for his recent remarks on the Mumbai attacks. He was called to Pakistan by a person who is wanted in for terrorist activities in Mumbai .
The company said it is working to have the ban modified or reversed. "Nobody's panicking yet but people are nervous and watching". And all that, Gold said, "will be face saving for President Trump , who will declare a great victory".
But since the moment we felt it was impossible to finish first we had the target to finish second and it is done on Thursday. Against Brighton, at half time I told the players they were going to lose and tonight at half time I said we would win.
The 17-year-old belied his age with such clean and powerful hitting in an innings that comprised four sixes and three boundaries. When he returned to the field in the 16th over, he was smashed for two fours and two sixes by Karthik.
Hamburg will join Cologne in the second division next season, while Wolfsburg go into a relegation playoff. But their 54-year stint in the Bundesliga has come to an end and that clock will now need resetting.
Emperor Akihito, who took the throne in 1989, visited China in October 1992 with Empress Michiko as the first emperor to do so. Abe and Li on Friday attended a forum created to promote exchanges between Japanese and Chinese local authorities.
The White House warned European firms they had a six-month deadline to wind up investments in Iran or risk U.S. sanctions. The Vienna-based nuclear company says it has no indications Iran is in breach of the accord.
Along with each picture, she added the caption, "And I was born again", proving the limit of her love for her six-year-old. Specially the colour is so soothing to eyes in front of the scorching heat back in India, you'll look at it to understand.
The US's 11 vessels are nuclear powered and have far superior technology, including catapult systems for launching aircraft. China's state media says the country's first domestically-built aircraft carrier has started sea performance tests.