Bachelor 'Robert Mueller' Can't Commit To Trump Collusion In Heartbreaking 'SNL'

Mueller breaks up with collusion probe in 'SNL' parody of 'The Bachelor' finale

To which a stunned Becca replied, "You don't have Trump on collusion?"

Press PLAY above to watch this week's SNL cold open, then hit the comments with your thoughts. "I was ready, Bob". She was under the impression the indictment of 13 Russians and revelations that a secret meeting between a Trump supporter and Russian businessman in Seychelles meant something to their budding relationship. So, you know that I've been struggling a little bit over the few months just, like, trying to figure this whole thing out and, like, grasp everything.

"The reality is that I don't think I can give you everything that you want right now", McKinnon's Mueller nervously admitted to Kufrin, mirroring Luyendyk's comments from the finale.

The awkward, unedited scene from the finale was parodied in the "SNL" opening skit with some parts mimicking the finale shot-for-shot.

After Becca reminds Mueller that "collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to in the past year", Mueller says he understands but that he's helpless, prompting Becca to storm out of the room in tears.

"So that's it? He's just going to be president?" And while this was a particularly dramatic and ridiculous one, it's a safe bet that more Americans are probably interested in the real-world drama behind Robert Mueller's investigation of Russian meddling in the 2016 election. Strong, emerging from the bathroom after crying, asks.

Mueller broke the news that he was "only half in with collusion" and that he had his mind on prosecuting the President for obstruction of justice instead.

McKinnon's Mueller offers a number of canned reasons for why he won't commit. MacKinnon returns for one last line: "Look, if it makes you feel any better, the Kush is cooked, and you're the next bachelorette".

Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong re-enact "The Bachelor" with a twist on "Saturday Night Live".

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